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Thursday, February 5, 2026

What's In Your Playpen?

 

Every writer has a special place where they rendezvous with their muse. Some find inspiration by writing at their favorite coffee bistro. Some may seek it under a shady tree in the park, surrounded by nature’s glory. Others might opt for the comfort of their bed, where they can sit cross-legged with their keyboards and pound out sultry tales while nibbling on bon-bons and sipping wine. 

 

My own creative space is a small bedroom that I converted into a home office. When people visit, they often mistake it for Fred Sanford’s junk yard, but everything in there has a purpose. At least, that’s what I keep telling myself. I have an old desk that’s been in my family for years, with stacks of papers and Post-it notes that I’m sure were important once upon a time. There are also the requisite kitschy items I picked up here and there, like souvenir ashtrays and pen holders. The walls around it are adorned with posters from some of my favorite movies, along with awards I’ve won and obscure artwork that I found interesting. Another wall is decorated by some of my book covers in frames.



There’s a bookcase filled with old paperbacks I’ve collected but just can’t part with. They include the complete works of Mickey Spillane, Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler, and Ian Fleming. I have reference books, such as The KISS Guide to the Kama Sutra, an English-to-Spanish dictionary, Roget’s Thesaurus, The People’s Almanac, and Romance Writing for Dummies. I didn’t say I had all the answers. There’s also a dog-eared copy of The Godfather that I’ve read so many times, the pages are falling out. 

 

Research is important when you write atmospheric thrillers set in exotic locations, and I strive for accuracy. I have a credenza with things I’ve brought back from my travels, like photo albums, maps, tourist brochures, and copies of local newspapers. I often refer to these things when I’m trying to set a mood or accurately describe a location. If I’m writing about a sunset over the Florida Bay, it helps to look at some of the pics I took for inspiration. The maps and brochures are invaluable when I want to feature a landmark, but can’t remember exactly what it looks like.

 

Earlier, I mentioned my collection of paperbacks. A few years ago, I found some at a yard sale that were written in the early 1960’s. These were the ones you’d find on a rack in the drug store that sold for 25 or 50 cents. Can you imagine the royalties on a book that goes for half a buck? No wonder the writers were called starving artists! I read some of these steamy potboilers to get a sense of what people were into back then, when censorship was being challenged. The titles alone were enough to push boundaries. They include such classics as Station Wagon Wives, Nude in the Mirror, Nude in the Sand (probably a sequel), Suburban Sin, Strip the Town Naked, Country Club Hussies, and The Lady is a Lush. That last one sounds like a Sinatra tune. 

 

And the tag lines they used to entice readers! Get a load of these:

 

“The shocking portrait of a pretty wife who fell victim to the soft and corrupt passions of another woman.”

 

“She showed men the way—the wrong way!”

 

“A novel of women who trade husbands, of men who borrow wives!”

 

“The full, terrifying story of a woman trapped by the desperate demands of her body.”

 

“A man, a woman, and a bottle. John and Mary sought escape through alcohol and sexual excesses.”

 

“Sex and savagery in the advertising jungle.”

 

“They knew each other’s bodies—but not each other’s names!”

 

These books would be politically incorrect today, and I’m not advocating for a return to this type of storytelling. If there was a woman’s point of view in any of them, I missed it. These were clearly written for the suburban Martini crowd, and the folks who populated Doris Day/Rock Hudson movies, or episodes of Mad Men. I doubt that Harriet Nelson read any of these, but Ozzie probably enjoyed a chapter or two while she was at the PTA meetings.

 

As a bonus, here’s a pic of me visiting one of Ernest Hemingway’s writing spots, on board his fishing boat, the Pilar. I thought I might get a bolt of inspiration from sitting at his desk with his typewriter, but no such luck.

So…what’s in your playpen? 


 

 Tim Smith is an award-winning bestselling author of romantic mystery/thrillers and rom/coms. His author page is AllAuthor.com

       



       

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Focus, Productivity, and Squirrel Brain

 

 
Image by Annette Meyer from Pixabay

I wrote this piece for an online EDA (Eating Disorders Anonymous) recovery meeting. I thought it was pertinent to the struggles that some writers, particularly those of us who are neurodivergent, experience.

Called Out!

Prompt 1


Reflections on Recovery by EDA Members, May 19, page 151

Early in recovery, I was busy doing many things at once, constantly interrupting and distracting myself. I would take on too much and then be hard on myself for not being able to do it all. I felt hopeless and discouraged. The suggestion to do one thing at a time was new and eye opening to me.


I certainly feel called out by this prompt! I have spent my entire life doing too many things at once, taking on too many projects, then crashing, burning, and hating myself because I couldn't keep up with the impossible goals I had set for myself. 

I don't know if I'll ever be able to focus on just one project. I have ADHD. I can focus on one project for a time, but having only one goal will lead me to becoming unsettled. Best to work with my nature rather than going entirely against it. 

I watched a brilliant video last night about the nature of the ADHD mind. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ecZKkYFR

The title of the video is Good Enough Beats Perfect When You’re Neurodivergent. I think this is true for everybody, but those of us who are neurodivergent tend to have been shamed for being distractible and having difficulty focusing. At this point I think the way people who are neurodivergent are treated is akin to the way left-handed people used to be treated. Punitive techniques are used to try to turn us "normal." 

I'm an early member of gen-x. One of the first, in fact. I was born February 15, 1965. I've been punished for my distractability, oddball sleep patterns, and nervous energy from the time I was born, literally. My mother told me I was a terrible baby who never slept more than two hours at a time. When I was eighteen months old, a real schmuck of a pediatrician prescribed me phenobarbital because of my noncompliant sleep patterns. As I tend to do with psych medications, I had a paradoxical reaction to this wildly inappropriate prescription. I was awake for three days straight.

The number of people who have defended this pediatrician's actions when I tell this story never ceases to amaze me. How do you justify giving hard drugs to a toddler?


Prompt 2


Reflections on Recovery from EDA Members, May 19, page 151

… doing one thing at a time brings me clarity and peace. I don't feel frantic or rushed when I am doing one thing at a time. Instead, I feel capable and secure. Doing one thing at a time slows my thoughts and helps me remain in the moment. This is important, because wisdom, love and hope exist only in the moment. I get to be here, right now, and experience all the benefits of recovery, by doing one thing at a time.


https://odysee.com/@flowingwaters:7/hRjWTuO5hZI__10h_gentle_forest_stream_sounds_in_4k_calm_water_ambience_for_study_focus:4?r=GTwnGJ4fFBQfzuJgpHVpfKBKaC9b8B16

Forest stream sounds to calm the anxiety.

I'm learning how to focus on one thing at a time, but the ability to do this has taken a long time, and it isn't like anyone ever helped me learn to do so. Certainly, people have tried to train me to focus by shaming and threatening me. This isn't teaching, it's only enforcing compliance. If these people got what they wanted, that's all they cared about. My well-being was never a consideration.

I liked learning but I hated school. For me, school was a place where I was shown that I didn't belong, both by the classmates who bullied me in one way and the teachers who bullied me in another. I was less likely to be bullied in classes that relied on creativity. I was actually a good reader. My dyslexia tends to impact me more with directions and numbers than with words. I will sometimes discover that I've been seeing a word wrong, but often I'm able to figure things out from context. I'm also reasonably competent with spelling. 

I have no internal sense of direction. By this time, I've learned what the directions are from my house. I was in my fifties when I discovered the clever mnemonic, Never Eat Shredded Wheat. I actually like shredded wheat, but this little phrase isn't really about the drawbacks of shredded wheat. It's about understanding directions when you have no sense of direction. 

I know which way each direction is from my house. So, if I was sitting in a hovercraft in front of my house, I could fly it to Cheyenne by turning it around 180 degrees and going north. If I wanted to fly it to Denver, on the other hand, I would just go straight ahead. I could go to Fort Collins by turning it to the right and to Sydney, Nebraska by turning it to the left--wait, scratch that! Other way! Agh! No! I had it right the first time!

Whoops, got off track there, didn't I? That's the squirrel brain for ya!


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Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Good Morning to you, 

Welcome to February! I had a crazy busy January but I've become used to that. I had a photo and video planned for you today, but for some crazy reason Google won't allow it. I hope to have the issue resolved by next month's post. Wish me luck! So in place of that I will add a reading. This is the first chapter of my new post-apocalyptic survival thriller coming soon. It's a 9 book series, something brand new to me making me stretch as a writer and I think that's a good thing. Something grand to concentrate on. 

Here we go: Race the Sun (World Gone Dark) by January Bain

Chapter One

Burgundy Mackenzie

 

 

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.”

Pablo Picasso

 

Harlan County, Kentucky

Day One

 

Blood. It was everywhere. 

Rivers of deep red had run down the soiled wallpaper, dripped off lamps, splashed furniture and soaked into bedding. A repellent Rorschach test of sorts only a blood splatter specialist could make any sense of. Now it was mostly congealed, thick with the stench of copper and death. Burgundy Mackenzie was only twenty-one years old and yet already she’d witnessed more than her fair share of murder scenes. 

Hell of a way to make a living to her mind, though it paid better than either of her other jobs driving the community bookmobile van or waitressing at Bobby Jo’s Bar & Grill. Enough to make sure her two siblings were still living at home and not in foster care. Plus, her Nana Mackenzie would never have to go without. How such a good woman had raised two such deadbeat sons was anyone’s guess. Her uncle who had stepped up after her father was murdered had proved useless as shite. She pushed the thoughts away about her challenging life of which there was no ready fix onto concrete facts. Focusing on evidence and details helped her make sense of the chaos presenting itself in the bedroom she was in charge of making spick and span.

Fifty-two lives are lost to murder every hour of every day in the world which added up to more than four hundred and fifty-five thousand deaths per year. She shook her head at the shocking statistic she’d read somewhere, wiping up the blood and gore from the floorboards methodically with a cloth rag held in her blue-gloved hands. Books on true crime was an obsession of Burgundy’s and kept her up reading most nights until sleep claimed her. 

Back and forth she swiped, the powerful bleach burning the inner lining of her nose. As brutal as the job could be, she found satisfaction in making it look like it had never happened, that some poor soul hadn’t been brutally murdered for sex, fun or profit. But who really cared the reason for a brutal death, only mattered was the result. Innocent people who weren’t here anymore to appreciate life. Besides, she’d prefer to leave that part of the criminal equation to her twin sister Auburn busy studying Forensic Psychology at CSU in LA. The lucky one. The one who gotten away. It was the town’s informal motto, born in Hardin Creek, die in Hardin Creek that scared her the most. Well at least her twin had been saved from an inevitable fate.

While she cleaned, she couldn’t help but wonder what kind of life the victim had lived that had brought them to this junction. Because the last thing she wanted was to end up in the bullseye of a murderer. Especially this killer. The Hillside Butcher. The woman murdered three days ago lived in an isolated location, even for a holler. This one had happened up past a hillside graveyard, almost to the end of the pavement. But someone had to know something, right? Everyone in the hollers knew each other, went without saying. Why were they keeping silent? She had to ask herself if it one of their own. The thought sent a shiver of dread down her spine.

Back and forth she swiped, the questions plaguing her for answers. It helped make the time go quicker, focusing on trying to solve the case since the lame investigators hadn’t managed to find one single suspect to date and the murders had been going on for nearly a year. So far, the murders were within a forty-mile radius of her home town of Hardin Creek, named after the sheriff’s family of Hardin. Cawood, Loyall, Cumberland and now Coxton, their closest neighbor, they’d all been targeted. Women living alone in the deepest recesses of the hill country being the victims in all the murders. 

She wrung out her cloth over the yellow plastic bucket, the red color of the putrid water deepening from the addition of more gore. Back and forth, the repetitive actions lulled her into a meditative state, sending her mind further afield to her twin sister living clear across the country. Was Auburn ever going to come back to Kentucky? The worry she and her homebound siblings were going to be ditched even though the pair of them had made a pack when her twin had first left for LA preyed on her, more of late since school was about to let out for the summer. Again.

She got to her feet and emptied the pail for the umpteenth time in the kitchen sink, then refilled it before hurrying back into the bedroom. She needed to get the job completed and get paid. Poppy needed her prescription filled. But her mind stayed focused on Auburn, pretty much all she could think about of late. Was she going to come home or not?

Her twin had left to go to school first, only fair as she had won the scholarship that Burgundy had also been up for as well. Yes, she had been disappointed it wasn’t her heading to college, but she had been happy for her sister. Auburn had sworn she was going to make sure her twin also had the same opportunity and not get stuck in Hardin Creek. But in three years she’d never been home. Not once. Never reiterated her promise verbally again. Yes, she called though even those bright spots had lessened over time. That girl is all bark and no bite. Her Nana Mackenzie would call it what it was. Auburn was going to fail to live up to her words, sure as shit. 

Usually Burgundy managed to suppress her doubts, but not today. Maybe it was the funk of chorine assaulting her bringing the reality of the situation home so hard. Or the hard times that faced her trying to keep her family together without the support of her sibling. Auburn was supposed to come home and give her twin a chance at getting an education. If she didn’t, Burgundy was doomed to getting jobs that only required high school, meaning she may never live up to her potential. Never make a decent wage with job security in a field she actually wanted to be in. Teaching. Straight As in high school didn’t guarantee nothing without support or a chance in life. She was taking long distance ed courses in education, but between looking after her sibling, working three jobs, it had ended up going slower than she’d anticipated. At this rate, she’d be forty before she crossed the finish line.

Burgundy finished the final swoop of her cloth and sat back on the floor on her heels encased in rubber boots, checking if she missed any spot. Satisfied she’d made the actions of the brutal murder vanish to even the most critical eye, she got up and emptied the pail of water, rinsing it clean in the kitchen sink.

She had just finished tying up the final bag of garbage and leaving it by the back door to be disposed of later when she heard the crunch of tires on the gravel out front. Her stomach coiled into a knot, unease focusing her mind. Who was it? She wasn’t expecting anyone, at least not until Annabella texted to let her know she was on her way back. She’d lent Annabella the ancient first-generation Jeep Cherokee that she’d bought and had Frost fix up after graduation. He was the same guy who kept it running. Annabella had a good heart, going to see her grandma on a regular basis, and helping her out felt right even as she hoped she’d be back in time to hit the pharmacy to get Poppy’s prescription refilled. 

But Burgundy knew instantly the sound of the well-tuned purring motor wasn’t her old Jeep, but a vehicle she didn’t recognize. A gut feeling, something she knew better than to ignore, told her she should make herself scarce. She was all alone with no neighbor within shouting distance, same as the victim had been. At least until she knew the identity of whoever was coming up the driveway. 

She hurried into the bedroom where the crime had occurred three days ago and slipped into the clothes closet. Never take chances. She was responsible for her siblings and there was no way could they manage without her. Rory at seventeen and Poppy at only nine with her medical condition and love of riddles, they both needed her. 

Cormac, her older brother, was on death row for murdering their father, a drunk only Poppy missed not remembering how bad it had been when he was alive. Cormac swore he was innocent, but the hard evidence had proved otherwise. Burgundy didn’t want to believe he could have done it and in her heart she didn’t, no matter what anyone said. In fact, his case had become the catalyst for her interest in reading every book on true crime she could get her hands on from the bookmobile. She’d recently began reading a John Grishan’s book about innocent people sent to prison for crimes they were innocent of. The non-fiction novel had woken her to the harsh realities of how inept, unfair, self-serving and corrupt the justice system could be, failing far more often than most people realized to find the real killer. If only they knew maybe they’d try harder to change unjust laws, brutal police interrogation practices that allowed police to lie to suspects and junk science like using teeth marks that had been proved to be a flawed form of evidence to avoid wrongful convictions. Blinder mentally to avoid further tedious investigation was alive and kicking. It twisted her stomach to even think about it.

God, she missed her big brother like crazy every day since he’d been locked up over in Lyon County, home to Kentucky State Penitentiary. Cormac had always been there for her, made her feel safe even when their father Lloyd slipped off his meds and went on a drunken bender. Now they just had his loathsome brother, the so-called UncleShaymus to deal with. He was liability enough.

Footsteps echoed in the hallway. Burgundy pressed her fingers against her forehead where a headache was blooming. Too much bleach. The miasma lingered in her nostrils, like her very nose hairs had been singed off by the powerful disinfectant. Maybe she was developing an allergy to it the way it was bothering her today?

She pressed one eye to the small gap between the bi-fold doors, catching sight of a large figure dressed in dark brown pants and a tan-colored uniform shirt. Huh, one of the deputies had come back. She was about to push open the doors and step into plain view when he suddenly crouched down and pried up the floorboard with a pen knife. She could see his outstretched hand and the gleam of light on the sharp metal and she stopped herself from moving in the nick of time. 

Her own hand instinctively went for the Leatherman she wore on her belt. It was a valued multi-tool, a gift of graduation from high school from her friend Frost. Frost Hellebuyck. Now there was a complicated non-relationship. She knew he was interested even though he was seven years older than her and kept his distance most of the time. Perhaps his gift might seem an odd choice for a young girl, but it was one she highly valued. She wasn’t packing any heat to defend herself, though she kept a 9mm by her bedside in case of unwanted visitors and Rory had a hunting rifle, giving Frost’s gift even more meaning today. She knew thinking of such things meant the karma of the current situation was way off. Hill girls learn to protect themselves early, could sniff out danger with the best of them.

What was it he was pulling up from the floorboards? She’d been told the police were finished their collection of evidence from the crime scene, but he had something in his hands. Something he seemed to be petting between his fingers. Her view was somewhat limited with his Stetson hat in the way and the narrow view through the crack in the bi-fold doors and she pursed her lips in frustration. Then when he dangled the item from his fingertips before bringing it up to his face, she recognized what it was. Her heartrate skyrocketed. A long thick hank of dark red hair tied with a pink ribbon. She almost gave herself away as she half-stepped backward in disgust, catching herself before she put her foot down.

Hair. 

Exactly what was missing from all the victims. Everyone knew about the so-called trophy. It was common knowledge. She swallowed and took a shallow breath before leaning in to peer through the crack to see what the deputy was going to do next. He was stuffing the bundle of hair into a burlap bag with a gold lettering she’d seen before. Right. A bag for housing good old Kentucky bourbon, but not an evidence bag as she would have expected if he was on the up and up. The harsh reality of the situation hit her in the stomach like a hard slam from an angry fist. This person, a man sworn to uphold the law, could very well be the murderer or someone who knew far more about it than they were letting on. Enough to come back to retrieve evidence he obviously wasn’t going to hand in. None of the ponytails had ever surfaced. Until now. Or least not that she knew of. But journalists had been all over the story which meant it would be a hard secret to keep.

And she still didn’t know his identity. A part of her didn’t want to know. It was the kind of knowledge that could get someone killed in the backwoods of Kentucky. She needed to get out of the house now so badly she was hard pressed not to make a run for it. But she wasn’t a fool. Hell, she’d never been one to suffer a fool gladly as the old saying goes. She had to stay smart and keep her wits about her. Soon as he was gone, she’d get the hell out of there. In the meantime, she took the Leatherman off her belt soundlessly and pried open the sharp knife blade before anchoring it into position at the base of the tool wincing as it clicked into position. She held it in her right hand, ready for action.

If anyone thinks to come at me, you got another thing coming, lawman or no lawman.

A blast of ear-piercing sound erupted inside the house, making Burgundy wince in the closet even as she gripped the knife of her Leatherman tighter. The damn siren. She forced herself not to move, but to stay perfectly still. With all the windows propped open to allow the reek to dissipate, it was louder than normal. She took a deep breath, remembering it was a test scheduled for today even as she kept her eyes riveted on the dark figure that had gone perfectly still in the bedroom. The annoying noise was created from a COWS or Community Outdoor Warning System event, blasted once a month. No biggie. Especially since they’d reduced the length from sixty seconds to ten seconds in the past year. Unlike the frightening drama that was playing out in real time right before her eyes. 


Thanks for reading and have a grand day!

Hugs,

January Bain

Storyteller

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Birthday Bash! #Giveaway #Survey


By Lisabet Sarai

Greetings! I’m in a great mood since today is my birthday. Made it through another year! In fact I’m off at the beach relaxing right now, but I wanted to include you, my readers, in my special day.

Want to be part of my birthday bash? I am giving away a $10 bookstore gift certificate. To enter, do one of the following (or both):

  • Leave a comment on this post, telling me what book of mine you would most like to read. Be sure to include your email address. Otherwise I won’t be able to contact you if you win.

  • Send an email to contest [at] lisabetsarai [dot] com with the same information.

But wait a minute! I’ve published close to 100 titles in the 26 years I’ve been an author. How can you choose, especially since I write in so many different sub-genres?

As it happens, my website has a cool feature that lets you see all my books that fit into different categories. Just go to https://www.lisabetsarai.com/books.html

Select your preference from the Genres and Categories drop-down list. The site will display the covers from all matching books; click on a cover to read the blurb and excerpt and see the buy links.

For instance, here’s what you get if you choose Paranormal. (They won’t all fit on one screen.)

 

Here are my Sci Fi, Speculative and Steampunk titles.

Lots of my books have LGBTQ content.

The category list also includes different book lengths and entries for my series.

And if you really have no idea what you’re interested in – click on Surprise Me! for a random recommendation!

So – join me in celebrating another year of writing by telling me what you’d like to read. You could win a “birthday present”!

Remember: if you enter by leaving a comment, be sure to include your email address (obfuscated is fine).

Friday, January 30, 2026

Read Copperhead by Steven A Coulter #MMRomance #Singer #Lover #Spy

  

Copperhead

Book 1

Key Words: 

LGBTQ, Action/Adventure, Romance, Sex on Page, New Adult, Spy, College Romance

Synopsis:

Student. Singer. Lover. Spy.

When his family is torn apart, a college freshman uses his charm and looks to infiltrate the world of the rich and powerful risking his life for a greater cause.

Abel Torres knew hardship growing up but with his high-octane singing voice the young man dreams of a bright future with a scholarship to San Francisco State.

A mentor at the university, knowing his desperation, makes an unusual introduction and soon the handsome 19-year-old is performing at a swank party, charming California’s political and social elites. The wealthy host offers to connect him with rich gay men who would pay handsomely for his attention. Battling his conscience and pride, he accepts the offer. Complicating his life, he begins dating a sassy waiter who just might be the love he is seeking.
The FBI approaches him after he begins seeing a gay Congressman, asking him to work undercover to help bring down a terrorist plot on U.S. soil.

As Abel faces ever greater dangers, can he juggle his various identities as a student, singer, lover, and spy? Or will he lose everyone he loves if they discover just how far he’s gone to save them?

Get It Now:


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More in the Series



Hero. Heartthrob. Hustler. Prey.

Abel Torres is now one of the most famous young men in America, a national hero, and a sophomore in college with a musical career beginning to launch.

As he prepares for the opening of Les Miz, a stranger threatens to make public his life as a prostitute with multiple clients, not just the congressman, which could crash his future and humiliate his family. Dirksen could be in trouble. Prince Ali could be implicated; his uncle was powerful and ruthless. Who betrayed him? Who can he trust? The white supremacist underground enraged that a mixed-race gay man thwarted their revolution, has him in their crosshairs. The pressure and violence begin to unravel Zachary’s mental health. Abel signs a major record contract just as a militia group spoils the announcement.

And, as always, his voice soars.




Who am I?

Steve writes speculative fiction. He explores issues of consequence embedded in fast-paced adventure, exotic settings, nasty bad guys, reluctant heroes, and the audacity of love. His work is enriched by his varied careers – soldier, teacher, journalist, state legislator, corporate executive, and library commissioner. He has a BA and MA in Journalism and was a Lambda Literary Fellow in 2008 and 2013, later spending two years on the Board. He lives in San Francisco with his husband, Greg. They favor bittersweet chocolate.

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Thursday, January 29, 2026

COWBOYS OF POKER FLAT boxed set by Lexi Post on Sale for only $3.99!

 Cowboys of Poker Flat

(Poker Flat Series: 

Books 1, 2 & 3)

I like starting the year off with a sale, and what could be better than a boxed set sale? How about a boxed set sale at half price! That's right, the cowboys that started it all for $6.99 are only $3.99. But this is for a very limited time, so grab the first 3 books in this series for a bargain.

Welcome to Poker Flat nudist resort, where for guests, it’s clothing optional, but for the misfit staff, baring their souls for love is mandatory. 

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Kendra Lowe hires cowboy Wade Johnson as the new stable manager for her soon-to-open nudist resort. She soon discovers when the odds are stacked against them, Cowboys Never Fold. Good thing too, because he’s determined to find out who is trying to sabotage her resort even if he loses his heart.

Cowboy firefighter Cole Hatcher suspects Lacey Winters, his ex-girlfriend, of arson…again. But it’s soon made clear that the resort’s bookkeeper is still this Cowboy’s Match. So as the heat rises, he needs to find the real arsonist or his love will go down in flames.

Security guard and Army veteran, Hunter McKade lost his wife, but he can’t deny his attraction to the hot bartender, Adriana Perez. Indulging his curiosity, he discovers she doesn’t want a relationship. But when she becomes the target of an angry guest, only he can help her…if she’ll accept that she’s this Cowboy’s Best Shot at happiness.

About Lexi:

Lexi Post is a New York Times and USA Today best-selling author of romance inspired by the classics. She spent years in higher education taking and teaching courses about the classical literature she loved. From Edgar Allan Poe's short story “The Masque of the Red Death” to Tolstoy’s War and Peace, she's read, studied, and taught wonderful classics.

But Lexi's first love is romance novels so she married her two first loves, romance and the classics. Whether it’s sizzling cowboys, dashing dukes, hot immortals, or hunks from out of this world, Lexi provides a sensuous experience with a “whole lotta story.”

Lexi is living her own happily ever after with her husband and her two cats in Florida. She makes her own ice cream every weekend, loves bright colors, and you’ll never see her without a hat.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Read A Poisoned Garden by Kim Alexander #Fantasy #Romance #Romantasy

  



A Poisoned Garden
(New World Magic Book 4)


Synopsis

A unicorn walks into a bar and…wait, what was I saying?

Look, between what I’m pretty sure is premature senility and wanting to barf all the time, I’m barely hanging in there. At this point, I need a break after solving xeno murders, fighting murderous fox shifters, and my best friend nearly murdering me for…reasons.

But do I get a break? No, I get an invitation to the court of the Unseelie fae, and it’s the kind of invitation you can’t refuse because it’s from the king who flip-flops between wanting to share a pizza with me and stabbing me.

The upside is that I can see my best friend Marly, the newly minted and slightly murderous Unseelie fae queen. The downside? Apparently, I have to prevent a civil war between powerful magical beings, and I don’t even get a can opener for self-defense.

Just like clockwork, I’m back to running from supernatural squids, double-dealing with triple-dealing fae who probably all want me dead, and getting tangled up with a beautiful, broken-hearted unicorn who makes me feel guilty, and I don't know why.
After all, we've never met before...have we?






What are the other books in the series?

Pure

‘A unicorn walks into a bar….’ That is not a joke. 


Look, I’m a bartender, I have nothing to do with the xenos. 


I don’t care if it’s an elf or a vampire--as long as they don’t bother me, I steer clear. 


I have my reasons--you can see them in the scars on my neck. I never wanted to get involved. But my life changed for the second time when I saved the life of a unicorn. I made an enemy of something old--old and evil, and whatever it was, it’ll be back for another try. 


I also made a friend when I decided to help March. He’s only been a human man for a day. I’m responsible for him now. He’s my friend…and maybe something more. 


Maybe a lot more. It doesn’t matter to me that he isn’t magical anymore. I don’t care if he’s not PURE. But he does.



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The March Effect

A unicorn walks into a bar…and leaves with my heart. He’s gone, and now I have a unicorn-named-March-shaped hole in my life. 


But, I get it. Unicorns aren't meant to live in a world where they have to deal with putting gas in the car, getting groceries, and paying cell phone bills. I'm trying to get past this. Really, I am. It's just that everyone constantly talks about him, from his immortal ex-girlfriend, to reality TV-obsessed Fae, to even my own fully-human friends. 


Even his enemies are still obsessed with him. I learned that the hard way. 


Did I mention the part where I end up on the run—again—from an old, powerful enemy of his? Yeah. Fun times. I just want to be left to get over my broken heart while watching home improvement shows and eating ice cream. But mysterious disappearances, murder, and a quest for affordable real estate in Washington D.C. keep getting in the way. Maybe that's just life. 


Sometimes we get what we want. 

Sometimes, we get what we need. 

And sometimes, we get what we deserve. I guess you could call it…The March Effect.



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The Great Shatter


A unicorn walks into a bar...except there are no unicorns or bars in the court of the Unseelie fae, which sucks because Marly could really use a drink.

Honestly, going from human to vampire, to something not quite mortal would drive anyone to drink. Being hounded by a grudge-holding kitsune didn't help, either. But when the king of the Unseelie fae declared Marly his queen and the hope of his people, it seemed her troubles were over, and off they went to his magical kingdom in a reality-tv-worthy happily ever after.

Except it's more hard landing than happy ending. Marly is thrown into the crosshairs of ancient hatreds where war masquerades as etiquette, shadows must beg for light, and things with tentacles are just waiting for something to go wrong. And something is going wrong...very wrong.

With every mis-step, she stumbles closer to the edge of a darkness waiting to consume her, and the king's love is like a poison that can cure or kill. Her only hope is to unveil the truth dancing in the great mirrors in the sky, even if that sky comes crashing down.



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A Poisoned Garden


A unicorn walks into a bar and…wait, what was I saying?

Look, between what I’m pretty sure is premature senility and wanting to barf all the time, I’m barely hanging in there. At this point, I need a break after solving xeno murders, fighting murderous fox shifters, and my best friend nearly murdering me for…reasons.

But do I get a break? No, I get an invitation to the court of the Unseelie fae, and it’s the kind of invitation you can’t refuse because it’s from the king who flip-flops between wanting to share a pizza with me and stabbing me.

The upside is that I can see my best friend Marly, the newly minted and slightly murderous Unseelie fae queen. The downside? Apparently, I have to prevent a civil war between powerful magical beings, and I don’t even get a can opener for self-defense.

Just like clockwork, I’m back to running from supernatural squids, double-dealing with triple-dealing fae who probably all want me dead, and getting tangled up with a beautiful, broken-hearted unicorn who makes me feel guilty, and I don't know why.
After all, we've never met before...have we?



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The Glass Sword

A unicorn walks into a bar…it's cheaper than therapy.


Therapy, you say? 

Sign up Marly, the angry ex-Unseelie-fae-queen. 

Or how about Sasha, the bitter exiled-Unseelie-fae-king? 

And definitely Ruby, the mortal bartender who lost her heart when she found her memories of March, the unicorn shifter she loved.


A good therapist would say learn to live with the consequences of choices, but Ruby isn't ready to accept that a choice she didn't even know she made landed March as the prisoner of the Seelie fae court. And Marly and Sasha have some feelings about reclaiming the throne of the Unseelie court.

But consequences beget consequences. Amid dying kingdoms and the dying embers of old loves and older hatreds, friends become betrayers, lovers keep secrets, and someone or something is out for blood-red revenge.


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Who am I?

Kim Alexander grew up in the wilds of Long Island, NY, and slowly drifted south until she reached Key West. After spending ten rum-soaked years as a DJ in the Keys, she moved to Washington DC, where she lives with two cats, an angry fish, and her extremely patient husband who tells her she needs to write at least ten more books if she intends to retire in Thailand, so thank you for your patronage. 



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