Friday, March 3, 2017

Don't you love this sexy guy? I especially like this new cover from my latest book. The MuseItUp artists always do a good job, but this guy is special! Is he finishing dressing or starting to undress?  Sigh... One can always hope. . . . . . .

I'm running late with this column, and am not yet ready to decide what excerpts from Seducing Simon to use. Instead I'm going to post a joke that cracks me up.  Hope you think it's as funny as I do.

                                 * * * * * * * *

First there was the apple....

A  woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both cars were demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said: "Wow, just look at our cars. There's nothing left but fortunately neither of us are injured. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75-year old scotch didn't break. Surely God mean to us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

                       Adam ate the apple, too!

'Til next time.  Starting March 10th you can find my new book at all the usual places. Amazon, Kobo, Barnes and Noble, and of course MuseItUp are some of them.....


Tina Donahue said...

Awesome cover, Jean! Can't wait for the book to come out. :)

jean hart stewart said...

Thanks, Tina. Love that guy!