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Sunday, August 18, 2013

Life Is But a Dream

Sweetheart!

A new release from four authors of the Cable of Hotness!  Fondled and Gobbled: Messier Than Ever.


 His plan was to find a mate to give him offspring, not to bear the children himself! Can a centuries-old city vampire and a honky-tonk country honey accept each other’s unusual sexual needs? The perfect dream lover is definitely too good to be true, especially when you’ve been drinking in an Irish pub. What’s a male erotic dancer actually thinking during that lap dance?
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave

My story is Midnight Dream Lover:
Midnight Dream Lover is exactly that. An erotic dream so lust filled the heroine Chyna will never want to wake up. Chyna's dream lover is complete with dreamy eyes, a deep rich brogue, and a wickedly talented tongue. Who wouldn't want that dream lover?

Mini Excerpt
“That’s right, my lovely. Just lie there so you can be fondled and gobbled.” His voice, muffled, came from between her thighs.
Chyna giggled. He spoke so weird and his accent made it all that much stranger. Fondled and gobbled. What a hoot. But that’s just what he was doing and she was loving every lap, suck and tug of it.
“Carry on then, my good man.” She patted the top of his head in approval.
Chyna relaxed on the comfy bed and sighed, slow, long and loud. Her body was abuzz with sensation. She embraced the feelings rushing over her, waiting and longing for the sweet building rush to start again and tip her over. This fine Irish lad was a miracle worker with his mouth—she couldn’t even imagine what the magic of his cock would be like. But good lord, she was sure as shooting going to find out.



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5 comments:

Tina Donahue said...

What a cool idea for a book. I love the wit in the titles of this series. May you have awesome sales, Cristal (and ladies)!

Cristal Ryder said...

Thanks, Tina. The Fondled and Gobbled name was a title I wanted to use last year, but it was a bit to *out there* for what I had planned and fit perfectly with this series.

jean hart stewart said...

Love anything this different. Good for you and great sales

Fiona McGier said...

Ah yes, there is a lot to make fun of in our favorite genre! Including TSTL heroines and heroes with impossibly huge members that are supposed to be sought-after, when in reality any sane woman would run in the other direction! Sounds like a fun book!

Cristal Ryder said...

Thanks for stopping by Jean and Fiona. It was a fun series to be involved with. The Cabal of Hotness is a wild bunch! Check us out.
http://cabalofhotness.blogspot.ca/