Thursday, July 18, 2013

Overheard At RWA13

I'm at RWA National Conference in Atlanta!

Right now I'm being distracted like crazy from all the smutty talk going on around me. It's very distracting but I love it!The hubub is around getting smexy swag ready for the literacy signing tonight.

We have:
Eden Bradley
Robin L. Rotham
Jax Cassidy
Dawn @drmgrl99Dawn

Some comments flying around:

  • Does this need ironing?
  • Where are the scissors?
  • I'm really bad with manual dexterity and better with my mouth.
  • My brain is empty, I don't retain anything
  • I haven't had sex in a while
  • Bitch
  • Since I've been single *rhymes off a slew of names* .....
  • When are the book signings?
  • I'm calling my editor right now so no lewd comments for a while
  • I will literally bite my tongue
  • Make me hurt myself
  • She got in my head
  • Fingering my flogger
I could go on and on.

Now off I go to join the chaos before getting ready to volunteer at the literacy signing.

Pimping my roommates:


jean hart stewart said...

Sounds like you're having fun...you go, girl!

Tina Donahue said...

have fun at the conference, Crystal. :)