Hi! I’m Kelli and I write dirty words for a living. Hi, Kelli!
I’m new to Sweet ‘N Sexy Divas and I’ve been banging my head against a desk trying to figure out a way to introduce myself—to you and them—without posting my boring writing resume. I’m multi-published…blah blah blah. I’m award winning…snore. I’m a best-selling author…that’s a lie. So I’m just going to list random facts about me and hope something sparks your interest and makes us kindred spirits and BFFs.
- My favorite color is
green. My car is green. My bedroom carpet is green. Sometimes my lawn is
green. I have a pair of green shoes and lots of green clothes. Some of my
book covers, like the one above, are green.
- I write erotic romance and erotica for Ellora’s Cave and Decadent Publishing. I also write comedy, so, I write sex and comedy. Sexy humor or humorous sex, depending on your perspective.
- Sometimes my fictional
characters get spanked, but not always. Sometime they like it, but not
always. Sometimes they deserve it, but not always.
- I’m not so great with the
spelling, grammar or punctuation, which you might find out from my
blogging. Today. Yeah, you might find out today.
- I love my editors. All of
them. And not just because they help me with my spelling, grammar and
punctuation. They also stop me from writing stupid stuff. They are not
available to edit my blogs. I asked.
- I eat popcorn with
M&Ms, which goes together about as well as sex and comedy. I like to
watch movies while I eat popcorn and M&Ms. I do not like to eat
popcorn and M&Ms while I have sex, but that would be funny and messy.
- I’m a pantser, which means
I randomly start writing stuff without a plan (like this blog). Sometimes
this tact results in brilliance. Mostly it means lots or revisions.
- I like summer, but I like
spring better because it’s farther away from autumn than summer. I don’t
like winter, but I do like Christmas, mostly for the cookies, tree ornaments
and blinking lights.
- Houseplants die under my
care. People do not. Yet.
- There is a yellow balloon
outside my bedroom window (no, I have not been drinking, but I am running
out of facts).
- Most bloggers would list
ten or twelve facts. I’m going with eleven because that’s my favorite
I really feel closer to all of you and I hope you feel closer to me. If the other Sweet ‘N Sexy Divas don’t hold a secret meeting and vote me off the blog, I will be back on the 20th of next month. If you miss me and wonder what I’m doing between now and then, I am available on several different social media sites.