Here are my top 10 phrases I doubt two guys would say to each other (then again I could be wrong :) )
1. Did you catch Dr. Phil today?
2. I’m tired of beer and wings, let’s make some Cosmopolitans and cut up some veggies.
3. No, yours is way bigger than mine.
4. Do you want all my tools?
5. So happy you're my BFF.
6. It’s nippy out there, come on in and I’ll make us some tea.
7. I wish those Victoria Secret models would cover up more, they’re not leaving anything to the imagination.
8. Not into shoot em’ up movies, let’s see if there’s a good flick on Lifetime.
9. Let’s take that quiz online and see which character we are. My friends think I’m Charlotte, but I think I’m more like Carrie.
10. I can't wait to start painting the bedrooms, heck, I'm in the mood to paint the whole house, want to join me?
Feel free to add your thoughts and what you think is taboo in manspeak land.
GAL'S TURN
Here are my top 10 phrases that I wouldn't say to my girlfriends.
1. I hate chocolate.
2. I love parallel parking.
3. My butt’s too small isn’t it? And my thighs are perfect, don’t lie to me, it’s true.
4. GPS? Map? Nah. I'm sure we’ll be able to figure out how to get there.
5. Hairy backs are sexy.
6. Our new neighbor, the gorgeous one that works at Hooters, leaves her drapes open when she’s showering. Remind me to tell my husband about it.
7. They can put a man on the moon, yet they can’t bottle that sweet-smelling locker room scent?
8. I’ll kill the spider.
9. No, it’s my turn to bait the worm on the hook.
10. Pull my finger.
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9 comments:
LOL - great blog!
My fav: 3. No, yours is way bigger than mine.
ROFL :)
Thanks, Tina, glad you enjoyed it. Number 3 had my husband laughing out loud also.
Loved the block. I'll bet everybody picks no.3...
LOL Selena - great post! Allow a man to add a few to your guy list.
- Who does your hair?
- Do these jeans make me look fat?
- No, I don't mind if you date my ex.
You are all correct about number 3.
Hi, Jean, thanks for stopping by. Number 3 seems to be popular for some LOL's.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Hi, Tim,
Great to hear from a male point of view. Yes, the do the jeans make me look fat would be hysterical if a guy said that to a buddy.
I thought of another one for men.
"Do you want to come to the little boy's room with me?" LOL
Glad you enjoyed my musings.
Only if you're name is Michael Jackson.
Oops - how many complaints will I get from this one??
LOL Tim. I know I shouldn't laugh but that was quick of you.
How about for things women never say to each other? "Let me tell you all about my problems, then you give me a solution because I'm too dumb to think one up, okay?" It's taken me years to train my husband to just listen when I complain, and if he must speak, to say, "There, there", while patting my arm. Women know instinctively to just listen.
Now something that I personally would say to my girlfriends, that they would never say to me, "Did you see the ass on that guy?" Grin.
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