Saturday, May 19, 2012

10 things guys would NOT say to each other.

Here are my top 10 phrases I doubt two guys would say to each other (then again I could be wrong :) )

1. Did you catch Dr. Phil today?

2. I’m tired of beer and wings, let’s make some Cosmopolitans and cut up some veggies.

3. No, yours is way bigger than mine.

4. Do you want all my tools?

5. So happy you're my BFF.

6. It’s nippy out there, come on in and I’ll make us some tea.

7. I wish those Victoria Secret models would cover up more, they’re not leaving anything to the imagination.

8. Not into shoot em’ up movies, let’s see if there’s a good flick on Lifetime.

9. Let’s take that quiz online and see which character we are. My friends think I’m Charlotte, but I think I’m more like Carrie.

10. I can't wait to start painting the bedrooms, heck, I'm in the mood to paint the whole house, want to join me?

Feel free to add your thoughts and what you think is taboo in manspeak land.


Here are my top 10 phrases that I wouldn't say to my girlfriends.

1.  I hate chocolate.

2.  I love parallel parking.

3.  My butt’s too small isn’t it? And my thighs are perfect, don’t lie to me, it’s true.

4.  GPS? Map? Nah. I'm sure we’ll be able to figure out how to get there.

5. Hairy backs are sexy.

6. Our new neighbor, the gorgeous one that works at Hooters, leaves her drapes open when she’s showering. Remind me to tell my husband about it.

7. They can put a man on the moon, yet they can’t bottle that sweet-smelling locker room scent?

8. I’ll kill the spider.

9. No, it’s my turn to bait the worm on the hook.

10. Pull my finger.

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Selena Robins writes genre-defying romances, with a sprinkle of mystery, suspense, heavy on the comedy, plenty of snap on the dialogue and heavy on the steam for the sexy. A chocolate guru, Selena loves to dance with her dog, sing into her hairbrush and write in her PJ’s. In love with her family, friends, books, laughter, hockey, debating and red wine (sometimes all at the same time). Selena loves writing sassy heroines and hot heroes (the ones your mamma warned you about, but secretly wished she’d dated a few in her life.)
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Tina Donahue said...

LOL - great blog!

My fav: 3. No, yours is way bigger than mine.


Selena Robins said...

Thanks, Tina, glad you enjoyed it. Number 3 had my husband laughing out loud also.

jean hart stewart said...

Loved the block. I'll bet everybody picks no.3...

Tim Smith said...

LOL Selena - great post! Allow a man to add a few to your guy list.

- Who does your hair?

- Do these jeans make me look fat?

- No, I don't mind if you date my ex.

You are all correct about number 3.

Selena Robins said...

Hi, Jean, thanks for stopping by. Number 3 seems to be popular for some LOL's.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Selena Robins said...

Hi, Tim,

Great to hear from a male point of view. Yes, the do the jeans make me look fat would be hysterical if a guy said that to a buddy.

I thought of another one for men.

"Do you want to come to the little boy's room with me?" LOL

Glad you enjoyed my musings.

Tim Smith said...

Only if you're name is Michael Jackson.

Oops - how many complaints will I get from this one??

Selena Robins said...

LOL Tim. I know I shouldn't laugh but that was quick of you.

Fiona McGier said...

How about for things women never say to each other? "Let me tell you all about my problems, then you give me a solution because I'm too dumb to think one up, okay?" It's taken me years to train my husband to just listen when I complain, and if he must speak, to say, "There, there", while patting my arm. Women know instinctively to just listen.

Now something that I personally would say to my girlfriends, that they would never say to me, "Did you see the ass on that guy?" Grin.