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Sunday, February 5, 2012

What You'll Be Talking About Tomorrow

Today is Super Bowl Sunday and it’s a good bet most people will be talking about the game or the halftime show tomorrow. For those who don’t avidly follow professional sports here are some other things you can discuss over your morning coffee.

E-book sales soar after the holidays – The top seller: “How to Avoid Spending Another Holiday with your In-laws.”

Former Vice President Dan Quayle endorses Mitt Romney for President – Someone had to tell him how to spell “Romney”…and “president.”

Madonna will perform at the Super Bowl halftime show –Promises at least one Wardrobe Malfunction Disaster.

Super Bowl Skechers ad will feature a dog instead of Kim Kardashian – The dog was better at following directions.

Adult film actors threaten to pull out of L.A. over mandatory condom regulation – L.A. isn’t all they’re pulling out of.

Prince William and Kate attend world premiere of The Iron Lady – William thought it was a movie about his stepmother.

Snoop Dog gets arrested in Texas for marijuana possession – Willie Nelson jumped off the bus just in time.

Study shows that marijuana smoke is less harmful than cigarette smoke – Marlboro Man asks Snoop Dog to pass him a joint.

Betty White turns 90 – Still feisty enough to tackle Abe Vigoda when he went for an extra slice of birthday cake.

Cracker Barrel founder Dan Evins dies; company promises his legacy will live on – Just don’t ask about the new secret ingredient in those down-home meals.

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe returns to Broadway in revival of 60’s musical Hair – Ignores opening night catcalls of “Show us your ‘magic wand,’ Harry!”

Sarah Palin addresses GOP fundraiser in Orlando, Florida – Claims she can see Cinderella’s castle from her front porch in Alaska.

Actress Fran Drescher says she was abducted by aliens when she was a teenager – They gave her back when she started making all those whiny demands.

TV ratings company founder A. C. Nielsen passes away – If you missed this, don’t feel bad – it only got a 1.2 audience share.

Have a super week!


Tim Smith is a bestselling author whose books range from romantic thrillers to contemporary erotic romance. More information about his books can be found at his website www.timsmithauthor.com.

5 comments:

Tina Donahue said...

LOL - this is hysterical, Tim - loved every line. However, my personal fav is:

Former Vice President Dan Quayle endorses Mitt Romney for President – Someone had to tell him how to spell “Romney”…and “president.”

Priceless. :)

Jan Springer said...

LOL

Good stuff, Tim!

jean hart stewart said...

Loved this. So darned clever. I think the Quayle one was my favorite too, although they were all great.

jean hart stewart said...

Loved this. So darned clever. I think the Quayle one was my favorite too, although they were all great.

Tim Smith said...

Thank you - I'm glad I was able to brighten your day with some laughs.